Friday, September 08, 2006
Today, I went to mug!! Yay. I am going to complete my maths and econs mid course revision booklet. First time I feel so satisfied with myself after studying in JC for so long. Well, then my next goal is to complete that vocabulary book that I have to buy for GP. Whootss.. so exciting. I hope the book comes in quick. Anyway, I studied with a hippo today. I found out that he has been reading my blog!!
GOSH!! All my secret admirers out there, please reveal yourself!! Don't go round secretly reading my blog and not leave a tag note. LOL!! Thank you.
So...I owe the hippo a 1000 word long blog entry. Here goes... (I hope it doesnt bore you)
Dear Hippo, this is a letter to you. I really do hope you will feel happier and comforted when you read this. This apparently is meant to lift your spirits up. Although I know you always bully me, not as bad as the bai ka (thats good), deep down I wanna thank you for being my friend. For walking halfway home with me( so loser!), for giving me the chance to be manly when you are suppose to PROTECT me( you know who I am referring to), for accompanying me to go mug( i think it is the other way round right? ). This next part is published for you. (Lisa, let me adopt your idea yea. Thanks!)
Hippo...
I love you the way flies love to stick to the dustbin
I love you the way LH loves to buy branded goods
I love you the way you love to touch stray animals
I love you the way your mom loves to spy on you
I love you the way QX loves green tea
I love you the way you love forgetting where you put your bag ( when your bag got locked outside )
I love you the way you love owing WX 80 pushups
I love you the way you love do stupid things (I still remember trying my flying kick on you and I hit my bum)
I love you the way you love to smack people with your racket when playing badminton
I love you the way WX loves Adora
I love you the you love to message people incessantly
I love you the way you love to act gay
I love you the way TH loves to buy new things
I love you the way me and you love to take things from her house and NOT return
I love you the way LH loves to pull my hand hair
I love you the way you dad loves to call you to do crappy things that includes coming home to look after him when you're out playing pool
I love you the way you love to dance to music
I love you the way you love to listen to soppy sad songs when you're out of love
I love you the way kiasu Singaporeans love to rush into the MRT stations
I love you the way Mrs Wong loves to rant at students
I love you the way your mom loves to make bitter drinks for you when you are sick
I love you the way I love to give you new nicknames
I love you the way Steve Irwin loves crocs
I love you the way Powerpuff girls love the professor
I love you the way you choose your clothes which are totally unglam
I love you the way TH uses food to reach your heart
I love you the way you love to watch dramas that only GIRLS will like
I love you the way WX loves to pinch his pimples
I love you the way QX loves to free load
I love you the way you love to siam when I get you to do something
I love you the way TH and you were TOGETHER!!
I love you the way I love my other friends especially those I mention.
This a lovely love letter to you which goes solely to you. Along the way, I disclose some of your dirty secrets. Especially TH. I hope you have a good laugh remembering all the crazy incidents. Darn, you really know how to torture me but well at least I dont have to blog about you in chinese. TH looks like you will win your swensen's treat.
What I want to tell you is that I love you and you dont have to let those other girls bully you. Cause only I can. The way they treat you and talk to you, definitely isn't really good. Why degrade yourself? I can't bear to see you going through so much again. Since you said that you've been numb to the way they talk to you, but I know deep inside you feel hurt. Can you please let me go and bash them up? But hey, I here to remind you that you have friends that love you too and you dont need them. I know you've been through a lot of heartaches and why go through them more? Seriously, I really think you will lead a better life without them. Come on, you're not like the happy guy I used to know. Take it in your stride. I believe you will one day find the girl who will love you like the way she loves a prince. Definitely not the way I love you or else you will go CRAZY. God has a plan for you and that is one of prosperity and hope. I am sure He has a life partner meant solely for you. Learn to trust in His timing and if it is not, leave it in His hands. Will the Lord who created the Heavens and Earth let a hippo like you have no wife? I don't know the answer myself for His thoughts are not my thoughts and neither are His ways my ways. But I know for sure He will take care of you and mend your heart. Like what WX will say, let your pocket rest ( when you always end up paying for them but never for me ). UNFAIR!!
But heck, I glad to have you as a friend and dont feel sad if no one loves you because I will and I am sure the others will too. If you are sad, then we will feel sad too. Surely you don't want me to age quickly because being sad will make me look older. Spare a thought for me, hippo. I still want to get a boyfriend one ok. Don't deprive me of my youth. We care for you or else why would we go through so much and accompany you through thick and thin ya?
